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20 year old. Female. Riddle Chick. Questions? Ask.
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dateswillbethedeathofme:

Pitbulls are just too damn aggressive. You can never train them properly. God. What an awful breed. 

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"Drugs become addictive the day you decide to use it to fill the gaps in your heart instead of using it for short entertainment."
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"Not everyone you lose is a loss."
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lauralili:

English can be such a great language | Learn and write | Pinterest on We Heart It.

lauralili:

English can be such a great language | Learn and write | Pinterest on We Heart It.

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lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts
Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

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tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

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kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

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durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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