Keep Your Hopes Up High and Your Head Down Low

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20 year old. Female. Riddle Chick. Questions? Ask.
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arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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— 1 month ago with 155487 notes

Jimmy Fallon and Channing Tatum arm wrestle pt.2/2

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jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

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— 1 month ago with 237580 notes

cupcakesforcastiel:

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

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kreaturefeature:

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

OMG OMG OMG

kreaturefeature:

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

OMG OMG OMG

(via heart-full-of-napalm)

— 1 month ago with 189732 notes

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

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"Its not just about sex… Don’t get me wrong sex is fucking great… But when you have a connection with someone… When you feel so strong for someone… Just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak… You just cant beat that…"
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caseyanthonyofficial:

pggyolson:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Do you know how badly I want the US to win a World Cup like a country that doesn’t even care at all about soccer and then we win and just put the cup in some closet somewhere do you know how annoyed other countries would be I want so badly to win

FIRST OF ALL IT’S FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER

See what I mean? They care so much.

— 1 month ago with 67695 notes

crawltowardsthemoon:

"millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village"

how on earth

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